Not all hoodies are created equal. Some are thin and sad. This one? This one feels like getting tackled by a weighted blanket after a scoop of pre.
Thick enough to survive a breakup. Soft enough to make you consider skipping arm day. You might not need another hoodie—but this one's not asking. It’s already in your rotation.
It’s not merch. It’s emotional support.
Product features:
80% combed ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester — soft but still built like it lifts
Medium-heavy fabric
Regular fit
Tear-away label because itchiness is not wassupps
Double-stitched so it survives laundry day and questionable decisions
